JOHN'S Tongue Twisters

#1. If a Nurse gets sick and another Nurse is nursing her will the Nurse who's nursing the Nurse nurse the Nurse the way the Nurse wants to be nursed.

From: BBC airwaves

#2. The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

Circa 1979 Guinness Book of World Records  Most difficult in world.

#3. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy was he?

 Origins: unknown

#4.She sells sea shells by the sea shore, the sea shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.

Origins: unknown. American?

#5.Thunder the thunder, blunder and plunder, thumping    Unfinished by J. Robles

#6. Weaving willingly while wandering whistlessly, wondering why, wondering why, woebegone and wondering why, why Wanda went west with Willie Wormwood, wondering ways wanton ways one would, without whimpering Wow Wanda, when, with one whopping wail one wet wobbly wallaby, whining woebegone wolloped wounded on the wet weeds.

By: John Robles

#7. Roar roar raw rage relentlessly running round Redroot Unfinished by, J. Robles

#8. The rain in Spain lies mainly on the plain.

Origins: unknown.

#9. Floundering fresh fish flopping Unfinished by: J. Robles

#10. If beetles battle beetles in a beetle bottle battle and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles  you call this a beetle bottle battle beetle back noodle poodle bodily bouncing battle.When tweetle beetles fight it's called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle , it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle ,they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle AND  when beetles battle beeltles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle AND when beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle AND;;;;;;;

Origin: Dr. Seuss?

#11. Shelly Sheldon shelling shell shocked shell fish shoulders showing sure should Shelly' shellfish sell shoeless Shelly  Sheldon shan't shoelessly shuffle shocking shoppers I'm sure.

By: John Robles

#12. Whistle whistle through the thistle thicket, thither thickens thistle thicket  thigh bones thine thrash the bricket , threnody throatily thrust, theoretical theosophy thine thalamus thorium, thoroughfare thumping as throngs thrice throttled thrash the threshold

By: John Robles

#13. Lauder lauded Mauler cannon fodder broader Unfinished by: J. Robles

#14.Polly  and Molly

#15. When walking to work , worldly Walden Warden and washed up Willie Warfarin wondered whether warmed over warmongers warranted warrens where world  weary woodchucks and woozy worry warts worked wonders with wights wilily willing war cries where once were warbles.

By: John Robles

#16. I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son, I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes

Origins: unknown English?

#17. a) Three free fleas see three cheese trees , free fleas, cheese trees, queen bee we see sees these free fleas , queen bee sees, free fleas sneeze,

Origins: Dr. Seuss?

#18. Woozy Suzy the little floozy. 

#19. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Well if the pickled peppers which Peter Piper was picking were proper pickled peppers then Peter picked a peck.

#20. He that hatches matches, hatches catches.

#21. Man wants that little below nought that little long by far.

Artistic license asserted. John Robles II

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